It’s Friday! Time for a Funny Friday post: You can’t believe some of these quotes!

I had gone searching for the truth, and found facts instead. I hate that.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
— Pablo Picasso

Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
–Steve Wozniak

To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
To the plumber, any liquid in the glass is potential income.

(With thanks to John Pettit and Ed O’Connell)

We’ve been working on the basics because, basically, we’ve been having trouble with the basics.
–Bob Ojeda, baseball pitcher

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
–Yogi Berra, baseball catcher and manager

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.
— Doug Collins, basketball commentator

The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.
–David Garcia

We have only one person to blame, and that’s each other.
–Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a brawl.

Diplomacy is about surviving until the next century. Politics is about surviving until Friday afternoon.
–Sir Humphrey Appleby

Hope you survived until Friday afternoon. Have a great weekend!